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Jesse from breaking bad
Jesse: yo we need to cook bitch
When someone or a group of people (usually in a working environment)
try to tell you how you are supposed to do YOUR job when
they are incapable of doing your job, especially THEY feel
the need to dish out some oppression to those who are
declassé in their own opinion, or doing it for shits and
giggles just to make misery. Even worse when a
one trick pony wage slave acts like a
big headed twat toward anyone who pushes a broom
or mops the floor.
Culminates into too many chiefs and not enough Indians
helping to make one's fuck up into a Fuck Up of the First Order
while being in total denial of doing so.
When too many cooks spoil the broth, only a lot of blame is served.
And knowing some folks, they don't want that portion.
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When one unleashes a fresh load of warm knuckle children onto a grilled item at a barbecue, usually a burger or hot dog.
Unsuspecting victim: "Ugh why are these burgers so soggy?"
Valarie: "Look out for the cook out!"
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Famous catchprase of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
Rock: Hey Cena?
Cena: What?
Rock: Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?
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Then why are you all up in my grill!
Did I say you can cook in my kitchen?
Then why are you all up in my grill!
Did I invite you to my business meeting?
Then why are you all up in my business?!?
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Sexiest bitch in the fucking nation STUPID THICC AND HOT. Can shut a bitch up quick, and is a very loyal person( if she likes you of course), which is highly unlikely. Everyone else is trash besides her.
To cook up a few pies, is to get a few moisty’s on the go, is to collect honey from the hive…. You get it.
‘Let’s go to the clubs and cook up a few pies’
‘She was super into it, I was cooking a few pies for sure’
Hey check those hotties, shall we go over and cook up a few pies?’