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When you're eating your crush's ass and they shit all over you
Damn guys, I was eating bae's ass and she gave me a mudslide crush smh
When you are strangely attracted to someone who is unattractive.
"I hope nothing happens to The Hound on Game of Thrones, he is my gross crush."
A crush on a creepy character from a movie
Just watched that movie 'dead man tell no tale' and I have a creep crush salazar
I think I have a new creep crush
The celebrity you would leave your S.O. for if you were given the chance to hit it.
My current celebrity crush: Jessica Simpson
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Crushing Guts is a time honored tradition practiced by males, dating back to the Stone Age. It is the act of fucking the shit out of a woman. You start out by easing your rock hard shaft into her battered vagina. Just ease it in, nice and slow. You do not want to rush it. After your cock is covered with her slimy cooze you can slowly start to pound it.. (remember: take it slow) in.... out..... in.... out... in.. (slowly getting faster) out.. in. out.in.out By this time you should be pounding her pussy like an industrial strength jackhammer. No mercy.... You scream - "Oh no, I can't hold it any longer!! Ugghaahhh.. Ooo!!!" After your ball-sac explodes like Hiroshima, her guts will feel like they've just gone through a meat grinder. I guarantee: She love you long time.
Broham, how was last night with that Cougar?
It was awesome brah! I was crushing guts all night long.
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Someone who works in the mall that you have a crush on when you work in the same mall. They're cute or funny, but you don't ever talk to them outside of the mall, or any other place and you don't know them well.
Paul!! I have a huuuuuuuggggeeeeeee Mall crush on Matt from Arlies!
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A coffee crush is interpreted as the inexplicable urge to visit a female (or male) who works at the local coffee shop repeatedly even when not in a current state of craving coffee. Usually there is no real motive behind the visit other than to see the employee in which you have the crush on.
Side effects may include: Finding out through conversation that your crush has a significant other, having your drink ready before you reach the window hence less time for conversation, lonely nights, etc...
Male 1: Geez, you filled up your stamp card in 3 days!
Male 2: Yeah... I kind of have a coffee crush...
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