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Fuck, he's having trouble englishing. He can barely talk without a cat getting his tongue.
Where a female and male are enjoying the 69 position. The female gently polishing the males bell end, the male is flicking the females love bean whilst pounding her vagina with a vibrator set on the lowest speed. As the female starts to climax, without warning the male deep throats her causing her to gag. The male pulls out, spin 180 and as the female is gasping for air the male rams his knob up her vagina and pounds away whilst the vibrator is still inserted. (the double plugging) For an added twist as the males performing the double plugging he should flick the vibrator on to high speed.
Dave - Pete I gave Sarah a proper seeing to last night with a english double plugging.
Pete - Whats that ?
Dave - We were 69ing which was fun.. when i found her vibrator under the pillow so thought 'why not' and started working her wet with that. Man did she get a suprise when i deep throated her before spinning and double plugging her with my penis. She went wild as my penis and ball were vibrating in her then i flicked to vibrator to high speed whilst spatting my load up her.
Pete - did she enjoy it...?
Dave - Well she was climaxing whilst trying to grab a breath.. i should think so!! But who cares..i did.
The type of English spoken in South Africa by people who even speak it with their noses. When they speak it sounds like hawng hawng hawng...
Hellow how arrrre youi todzayi hawng hawng English
A slang term for when someone stutters or makes a mistake when talking, usually followed by “for a second”. Has a similar meaning to “I can’t words”
P1: “Hey dude, do you know when the team meet is over?”
P2: “It should end at 9:56”
P1: “Thanks lamb”
P2: “Bro, what?”
P1: “I meant man! Sorry, I forgot how to English for a second”
P2: “Haha, it’s okay”
When you pour hot tea on a woman before performing doggy style. Most commonly you pour on the ass cheeks.
Start the kettle luv, I’m horny, can we do a english saddle ye? My lil equestrian hoe
The songwriter, Lennon English, is so pro Black he is known as "Mr Black Power"