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To be working on English homework or participating in english class.
She was Englishing late at night.
What are you doing?
Listening to Music and Englishing.
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To stand around at work doing nothing once you have completed all your tasks, yet your colleagues are busy all around you.
Restaurant Manager: "Ivana, we are too busy for you to be standing round"
Ivana: " I have finished all my jobs, now I am busy englishing"
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When you can't type English correctly.
Me: I just screeched because my English wasn't englishing.
Friend: Haha.
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when english people talk using mostly english slang.
near to imposible for people from other counties to understand.
sometimes it can be misunderstood by english people.
his faja:i coulda had it away with this fucking julie my old china.
austin:are you telling pork pies in a bag of tripe? if u were feeling horney why couldn't you just have a jay Arthur.
his faja: what? Billy no mates?
austin:too right you.
roughly translated...
his faja:i could have been fucking this sexy lady my friend.
austin:are you telling lies?,if u were horney why could you pleasure yourself?
his faja: what alone?
austin:yea.
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The original language, that is to say the language spoken by the people of its country of origin. As opposed to American English (aka 'Anglo-American') and worst of all Microsoft English (though there are a few others which vary from the original to a lesser extent).
The most notable change in the American variant of English is that it has hundreds of changes to spelling, mostly to make it more phonetic, though there are a few words which have been added or their definition changed.
Microsoft English is the language that Microsoft Word describes as 'English (UK)', and remains a mystery to us mortals. No-one knows what the f*ck it is, but it's certainly not quite the same as anything else. I really want some of whatever the programmers were smoking when they made Microsoft Word's spelling/grammar checker (emphasis on the grammar check).
Person A - "WTF?! Look at this grammar 'correction'!"
Person B - "Whoa! What's that all about? I wish MS would just use English English!"
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A language Samuel L. Jackson speaks.
"English Motherfucker! Do You Speak It!?"
Or as Samuel L. Jackson would say in Kingsman: The Secret Service:
"Englis Motherfucker! Do You Speak Ith?"
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