When you spray cologne or air freshener to the butt and crotch region of a pair of pants or shorts, in order to get rid of any foul smells and still be able to wear them.
Jim was in a hurry, so he applied some French Laundry to his shorts in order to wear them.
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Babe, give me a french hug.
Oh, you want it french?
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When an hubristic person promises something will happen and it does not, thus leaving the person looking extremely foolish.
(Made famous by French swimmer Alain Bernard)
Ian promised he finally would get some action last night. He's full of French guarantees.
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When a woman refuses to tend to her playground to the point that it resembles a dumpster diving Ewok.
I tried to go down on her but I was thwarted by her French Rebellion.
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Shitting in the urinal and pissing on the floor
Did you see Terry yesterday? He pulled a french squat during lunch break
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When a woman has pubic hair that starts from the top of her belly button and goes all the way to her asshole. The overall length of the hairs on the sides are short where the middle has been left to grow out.
Skyler: Hey you hook up with that girl last night?
Dan: No, I was going to but she had a french mohawk growing.
Skyler: Hahaha classy
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A trick perpetrated at summer camps or on fellow military recruits where a tightly made bed (hospital corners and all) is made up in such a way that the sheet(s) below the blanket are made up and tightly tucked in, but they only reach halfway down the mattress before being folded under. thus it is preventing the proper occupant from slipping under covers at bedtime. Rather his legs get stuck halfway down in the folded sheet "envelope."
Example: We were frenching a bed for every guy who acted like an idiot.
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