the international grape popping competition

A competition where women see how many male genitalia they can pop in 30seconds

The world record is 89!

Boy: The international grape popping competition is on on Friday and you going to go

Girl: No last time I got juice all over me

welshers grape juice

When a deal or bet is made, and one of the parties involved backs out and does not pay up or welshers on the deal

You lost the bet and didn't pay up, now I have to go the store and buy you some welshers grape juice

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Grape Faygo

The best flavor of Faygo ever! Google it, it's the best! It tastes like heaven in a tongue-staining purple bottle! Faygo is a Detroit brand of pop which has a huge cult following! Anyone who lives in the metro Detroit area has a favorite Faygo flavor! And! Grape! Is! The! Best!

You: What's the best flavor of Faygo?

Me: Grape, obviously.

Me: Grape Faygo is the best flavor of Faygo ever!

Also Me: Starts talking about how to get high on Grape Faygo in 3 easy steps

Colossal Grape

Avoid eating these at all costs! These grapes are poisonous and 1-5 weeks after you ate one you’ll experience repugnant pain.

“Colossal Grapes are very poisonous”

grape fruit

A misinterpretation og words and meaning in song lyrics by non native english speaking songwriters. Ex. a mixup between the meaning of grapes and grapefruits.

There was a lot of grape fruits in that song lyric

Graped

Groped and raped at the same time.

I went to the shop and the shop keeper graped me.

graped

A conglomeration of the words 'game' and 'raped' typically used by MMORPG gamers when their character is unfairly pwned by either a mob of opposing online gamers or NPCs.

Dood! Where the hell were you?! I just got graped by a huge wad of spawncampers!