Random
Source Code

Jill's Law

The phenomena named after a young woman who can't make sense of her actions, the law describes anything that doesn't make sense.

"dude why is my wifi lagging it worked literally 5 min ago"
"Jill's law man"
"Ah you right"

by NoEnd February 13, 2021


Law of The Internet

If you videotape yourself doing something risky, you're bound to fuck it up and end up on the internet show "=3" hosted by RayWilliamJohnson.

Any fail video reposted by Fail Blog or Break would be an example of the "Law of The Internet."

by MarkyMark16 July 27, 2010


Consensus Law

A rule or practice that, while not technically official, is generally agreed upon and followed. (i.e. an unwritten rule)

Guy 1: Dude, what was that? Everyone knows it's not cool to screen peek!

Guy 2: Whatever, who made that rule?

Guy 1: It's consensus law, bro.

by MuteButton October 29, 2011


mulkey's law

The worst possible situation has already occurred you just don't know about it yet.

We got hit by mulkey's law again, the car tire was flat when we tried to take it to shop.

by Gnomiesnhomies October 4, 2017


Law Of Pentatonics

In any thought regarding any topic, it will always revert back to David.

I was taking a shit, and remembered david, really the Law of Pentatonics is true.

by Gagglefucker109 September 5, 2021


Greki's Law

The theory says that when renowned CS:GO player Greki picks up the AWP he almost always gets 3 kills in a round.

"Did you see that insane 3k?? that is Greki's Law in action. Thank god too, as we were definitely going to lose the round!"

by BruhXDRoflLMAOLOL February 23, 2023


constipational law

A law of physics that states, "when one's rectal hole is plugged, fecal matter will accumulate until critical mass is achieved and a nuclear explosion will result, provided the rectal hole is not relieved."

Oh man, constipational law dictates that I tell you it's been nice knowing you and I always thought your house and car were beautiful...but BLAMO!!!!

by darthenstein February 2, 2014