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To punch someone in the face. An alternative includes the request for a sandwich.
"Dude, you saw what Tammy did to Paul? He slapped her, then she gave him an irish hug! He apologized and made her a sandwich."
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Contrary to the Irish goodbye, an Irish hello is the act of promising others you will attend an event/party and then never showing up nor cancelling last minute.
Ryan committed an Irish hello when he RSVP'd to his friend's wife's birthday party , but decided he didn't want to go and never showed up or let anyone know, and looked like a total asshole.
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The act of having sex doggie style while leaving on your socks
My feet were really cold last night so we had Irish intercourse
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When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.
"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."
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The act of screaming throughout the house to convey a message.
Mom, why don't you just come and talk to me instead of using the Irish intercom?
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The act of having your partner pour a bowl of pure capsaicin (the spiciest substance on the planet) onto your cock, resulting in an extremely painful, sometimes cock-fatal burning sensation.
My girlfriend got pissed at me so I got an Irish incinerator.
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Something you need to get through the day. Not being addcited to it, but wanting it more then a passion;
Mike: "Man I love soda"
Jeff: " Man thats like your Irish Spring".
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