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Another name for a Bachelorette Party, otherwise known as a celebration of dick with few to no men actually involved.
Jane is getting married in 2 weeks! We need to throw her a Penis Christmas!
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A person of either gender who is extremely pleasant to look at, but has no real intrigue or redeeming quality past their looks.
Bieber's abs are great when photo-shoped, but Marky Mark will always be my favorite Calvin Klein Christmas Tree.
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The rush that occurs at Chrismas time to grab enough alcohol to sustain the all the parties that will occur over the holidays.
A time to be avoided during the Christmas holidays.
"Thank goodness I did all my liquor shopping in November to avoid the Christmas lush!"
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German interpretation of the word "Santa". Mostly used by people from Weener, Eastfrisia. Can also be used in combination with "hat" to describe a traditional red colored covering for the head worn for Christmas. lol.
Guy A (translated from German): "I'm wearing a Santa hat."
Guy B, from Eastfrisia: "He's wearing a Christmas Man Hat!"
Superman: "What's up, Christmas Man?"
Christmas Man: "Someone stole my hat. Fuckwaffle."
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A post-Christmas celebration where board games are played and techno is hardly listened to.
William: So Hannah, when is Techno Christmas?
Hannah: Not sure actually.
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A sexual act that involves three men and one sleeping, yet willing recipient.
The first gentleman ejaculates into the recipient’s mouth while he/she is sleeping at 10:00 PM Christmas Eve.
The second ejaculates into the recipient’s mouth at 1:00 AM Christmas Morning.
The third ejaculates at 4:00 AM Christmas morning. Reminder of impending mortality is optional.
The recipient awakens, embossed by ejaculate, and reminded of the spirit of Christmas. He/she purchases a goose on Christmas Morn for a gimp and/or those less fortunate.
God bless us, one and all!
My boyfriend was a total grinch this Christmas, so I hired three guys to give him “A Christmas Carol” to remind him of the spirit of Christmas.
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The single wipe poop i.e. one wipe and it comes up clean. Called the christmas miracle because it's a rare and miraculous event. Synonym for ghostie
Dude, I don't know what I've been eating, but I've had like three christmas miracles this week.
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