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A cringe kid who sings like a dead fish
Jacob Satarious
was how he sang
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A sweet sexy guy, usually married.
I wish I was a Jacob Montgomery.
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He is a little gay sometimes. He is an idiot sometimes but always brags about how much money he has. He always has to be the best when he isn’t he is the thickest.
Jacob Moores has a friend called Jamie.
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"God, Jacob Sartorius is so hot!"
"Um, he's a total Fuckboy."
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A pansy werewolf in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. Thinks he's so hot and wants to have little puppies with the whiny-ass Bella Swan. He also has an anger-management problem.
Most tweens think he is so hot and great and super because of the actor who plays him in the film adaptation of the books, Taylor Lautner. Who, I too shall add, is a snout-faced pansy.
It's a fictitious book. STOP WORSHIPPING IT.
Twitard: OMG! im totlly in luv w/ Jacob Black frm the twilight series. hes super hottt!!!!!!11!!!.
Guy: Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
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Jacob gets horny very fasted loves the idea of sex will make any girl smile normal has brown hair and tall and very out going will do anything for his girl
Girl 1:so u go out with jacob
Girl 2:yea
Jacob:hi. Cuite
Girl 2:he makes me so happy
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