jizz party

1. A party in which the aim is to ejaculate as much or as fast as possible, as may involve a soggy biscuit

2. Some sort of party which apparently involves computer programming and plastic bags. Taught in IADT Dun Laoghaire.

1. "What a jizz party! I jizzed so much I jizzed myself dry and passed out!"

2. "You can jizz up the application. Have a jizz party and bring plastic bags!"

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jizz shake

this refers to the consistence of the man's jizz. A jizz shake means that a guy's cum was neither thick or watery but had the consistence of a milk shake

As I swallow Brian's cum it was like drinking a jizz shake

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jizz hit

n. insult. 1. A person who messes up in life severely; one who is a dumbass; one who should quit at life.

n. 2. Also can refer to the ejaculation of man prematurely and rather quickly. When it's like a rocket shooting out.

Variations of the word can be made into a verb as well.

1. "Jesus Christ, you jizz hit, why the fuck would you slice your dick in two for a special piercing?"

2. "Man, his jizz hit was so fast I didn't have time to duck, and it got all over my face!"

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Jizz Trough

A common insult that does not necessarily have any extreme negative or sexual connotations.

"Herbert forgot to take out the trash again...

...what a Jizz Trough."

also

"Hey can you get me some milk from the fridge?"

"No."

"C'mon, don't be such a Jizz Trough."

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jizz-rag

1. a cloth or rag used to clean up semen

2. a foolish, contemptible person

Don't try to guilt trip me you jizz-rag.

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Glitter Jizz

A specialized jizz that comes out of a vampire, particularly Edward Cullen.

Dude! I have never seen anything as sparkly at Cullen's glitter Jizz!!!

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Jizz boy

A jizz boy is someone who comes last in an organised competition

This year Baz will be Jizz boy

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