Rural Dictionary

July 10th

Get fucked rough

ENJOY

expiration: August 26th

guy: guess what day it is

Girl: July 10th ?
guy: It means getting fucked rough

girl: Tonight 😏

by ANONYMOUS__GOODLUCK July 2, 2021

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July 6

International eating out your girlfriend day. A day in which it is typically celebrated by wlw or any other relationship involving a woman and any non-male identifying individual by eating them out.

Stevia: Its July 6th today

Joan: I know girlfriend, its eating out your gf day, lets cut to the chase!

by July 6, 2021

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Nobody gives a fuck about the birth of America and the separation of those tea suckers from the damn colonizers. That is yesterdays problem. What people were really whispering about was the the awful happenings of discharge. The question is why does discharge happen… fuck discharge. While swimming is all good and fun it’s the dangers of taking off the suit that girls across America fret about. What has my vagina created? You have to take off your suit and discover. July 5th marks a type of day that you and your friends promise to never talk about. The kind of day that stays between the brothers forever and always.

Lisa: Hey I’m tired let’s go dry off and put on our clothes… get out of these suits.

Ophelia and Eddy: Okay !

Lisa: Let’s see the goods. Just for fun we’re all girls.

Eddy: Ahhhhhhhhh what just flight out of Ophelia???

Ophelia: Guys oh my gosh. No.

Eddy: We can’t be friends with discharge girl.

Lisa: Yeah let’s get out of here before we get the discharge touch.

Ophelia: Guys please never talk about this it’s a July 5th kinda moment.