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kitten snowboard

When your partner shits so hard they invert their asshole, and you then proceed to give them a rim job.

Hey bob I heard Dave gave your sister a kitten snowboard." "Yeah dude, that was super nice of him, an injury like that could easily become infected if not properly cleaned.

by pseudonym1424 October 26, 2010


Grilling the Kitten

Slang for the act of having sex on a a black couch or outside.

Him: What ya want to do?
Her: I fell like Grilling the Kitten outside!
Him: Sounds good!

by U wish you knew! September 13, 2010


kittens whisper

The moment you stand up wipe and walk away and the invisible mother cat licks your ring and out pops more poop

Bob thought he was done but then the kittens whisper happened

by ElPedro December 2, 2021


Kitten Gone Wild

Kitten Gone Wild is a popular anonymous streamer for League or Legends. After the fatal permanent ban in front of thousands of viewers, this hot, long dark haired kitten ventured onto Fortnite. This top tier gamer is well known for raunchy humor and playful banter in voice chat lobbies. Kitten is well known for making men want her, and women want to BE her.

Who is Kitten Gone Wild? Kitten is that one chick i met on fortnite squads twice in one week who got me hard just by using squad comms! And then I saw her boobs..

by DarrylDicksOn April 1, 2022


fat kitten

A person which, as the name suggests is fat. Despite the name, kitten actually refers to a human whom is of small stature and girth. The term was first coined on the popular messaging board Reddit and became a "meme".

"Wow that hacker is such a fat kitten."

"He was such a fat kitten in bed!"

by HackerRhino June 6, 2017


uwu e-kitten

some kind of people that are actually men using a voice changer or goes on Ome-TV (also a men using filter) and pretends to be your girlfriend because some of y'all can't get one >.<

person A: why are you still single?
person B: no I'm not, I have a uwu e-kitten
person A: that still counts as single because it's clear you paid HIM.

by RileyKay May 27, 2024


Cat bird’s kitten

Meaning: You are something else. Too extra. Too much of something.

Typically after action(s)/ behavior(s)

After Jack came up with THE BEST Smart Alec response, Jay looked at him and said, “you’re a cat bird’s kitten.”

by Southerncharm or smartass December 12, 2021