This is when you're having sex with your girlfriend, and when you pull out to finish, her cats enter the room and you accidentally jizz all over her cats.
Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten
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REALLY hot person. a catgirl with mommy milkers and SEVERAL eboys in their dm’s. doesn’t have to be a girl though, anyone can be a kitten bae.
1: oh my god did you see who he’s texting?!
2:no?!
1: he’s managed to pull a kitten bae
2: wtf how he’s a 2/10
1: he’s drained his bank account for her, duh.
Kitten Gone Wild is a popular anonymous streamer for League or Legends. After the fatal permanent ban in front of thousands of viewers, this hot, long dark haired kitten ventured onto Fortnite. This top tier gamer is well known for raunchy humor and playful banter in voice chat lobbies. Kitten is well known for making men want her, and women want to BE her.
Who is Kitten Gone Wild? Kitten is that one chick i met on fortnite squads twice in one week who got me hard just by using squad comms! And then I saw her boobs..
A person which, as the name suggests is fat. Despite the name, kitten actually refers to a human whom is of small stature and girth. The term was first coined on the popular messaging board Reddit and became a "meme".
"Wow that hacker is such a fat kitten."
"He was such a fat kitten in bed!"
some kind of people that are actually men using a voice changer or goes on Ome-TV (also a men using filter) and pretends to be your girlfriend because some of y'all can't get one >.<
person A: why are you still single?
person B: no I'm not, I have a uwu e-kitten
person A: that still counts as single because it's clear you paid HIM.
Meaning: You are something else. Too extra. Too much of something.
Typically after action(s)/ behavior(s)
After Jack came up with THE BEST Smart Alec response, Jay looked at him and said, “you’re a cat bird’s kitten.”
THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS
OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP