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1- Aunt's husband.
2- Spouse's uncle.
My uncle-in-law is a good person.
Commonly used in lunch rooms, these are the words said when one has a food item that they do not wish to consume. One says "laws of salvage" and throws the item into the center of the table, allowing anyone who wants said item to take it as their own.
Guy: I dont want this apple. *toss* Laws of salvage!
All: *scramble for apple*
Cameron's-Law describes the phenomenon experienced by a group of friends attempting to intently watch a video or listen to a podcast (Other forms of audio/visual media may apply). The Law state's that the longer the video is, the more likely it is to be loudly interrupted (often times in an entirely unrelated subject) by another friend.
"We were about to find out who the killer was after a 2 hour build up when Cameron's Law kicked in."
"Did you guys miss much?"
"He started boastfully shouting about his stocks so we had to rewind 11 minutes."
Friggan Law refers to one of Murphy's famous laws; If 'A' and 'B' are both needed to accomplish 'C' AND either 'A' OR 'B' is in a state of brokenness, the working entity will most likely break when the previously broken prerequisite of 'C' is fixed.
Murphy's friggan Law... I finally get the washing machine fixed and the very next day the dryer goes up in sparks and smoke! :(
1. Noun: If one possesses the THC usage apparatus, including but not limited to bowls, water pipes, paper products, vaporizers and oil rigs, of another, for all morally sound and legally permissible reasons such as misplacement, care taking, extended forgetfulness, and borrowing, the new legal guardian of the device may then have free reign with its usage so long as the original owner doesn't attempt to reclaim possession.
Wesley: Holy fuck dude did you really cop that Illedeph?
Steven: No! You know I don't have money like that. It's simple: Guardian's Law bro.
Wesley: Oh of course! Duh!
If currently employed, upon accepting a new job, the time between leaving one’s old job and starting the next should be maximized and fully enjoyed, as it is totally worry-free.
"Dude, I just put in my two weeks at Cubicles Inc. I'm leaving on the 10th, and starting at Spreadsheets Corp. on the 11th."
"Seriously? What about Pankow's Law?"
"Awwwwww fuck. I better tell SC that I came down with that 6-week long disease that's been going around."
A term that originated from Godwin's Law, Obama's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will blame Obama. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Obama's Law has effectively forfieted the argument.
"Hey did you see that car wreck the other day?"
"Yeah I did, thanks a lot Obama."
"It wasn't Obama's fault."
"Well, that's Obama's Law."