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machine gun jimmy

That one douche bag who is always in the garage with a machine gun on the Villa level of Rainbow 6 Vegas 2.

WATCH OUT FOR MACHINE GUN JIMMY!!!

Did you kill machine gun jimmy yet?

You go up the stairs and I'll take out machine gun jimmy.

by Penguin156 August 25, 2009


Reverse Floor Machine

The act of defecating in the soap compartment of a floor cleaning machine. This causes anal excrement to be sprayed on the floor, as a substitute to the regular soap, when the floor machine is in use.

Anthony: "Did you see the floors? They are brown and smelly!"

Drew: "Yeah, I think someone used a Reverse Floor Machine on them, I would know."

by 50K All Day July 15, 2018


Claw Machine Addiction

When you can’t stop using a claw machine, until a Denny’s employee cuts you off of the quarters that you keep giving them.

Denny’s employee “This one guy comes in and spend 50 bucks until he gets a prize from the claw machine. He has a claw machine addiction
Theater kid #4: But I wanted sugar loaf!

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 13, 2020


Shark in a Washing Machine

A bad kisser of note.

Sarah: I heard you hooked up with George! How was it?
Kimberly: Not great. Shark in a Washing Machine.
Sarah: Wow, that bad?

Jane: I just kissed George, he was a Shark in a Washing Machine.

by ThePaver April 23, 2013


Iraqi Time-Machine

Sleeping as much as possible to pass time so as to avoid a bad situation.

Originated from US Marines stationed in Iraq.

Man, fuck this place. If you need me, I'll be using the Iraqi time-machine. Wake me when it's time to go home.

by SomeDude0311 October 1, 2011


Scottish Time Machine

Noun: a technique whereby someone consumes a sufficient quantity of Scotch whiskey that they forget the events of the evening to the extent that they wake up the next day and feel as though they slept through the entire night.

"Joe you were nuts last night!"

"What did I do? I don't remember anything...."

"You insert crazy shenanigans!!!!"

Well I'm glad you remember, because I rode the Scottish Time Machine and can't remember anything after my fifth glass of Macallan."

by jdubs319 March 31, 2011


Sucked into the ITG Machine

The act of being sucked into a In The Groove 2 dedicated cabinate by a malevolent force. This could involve objects, people, ideas, buildings, etc..

"Oh shit! Alex just got sucked into the ITG machine."
"Dammnit, I finished my synthetic division homework but it got sucked into the ITG machine."
"I asked her out, she said no and got sucked into the ITG machine"

by i dun maek dis up February 11, 2006

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