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When you get fucked up at a party, usually high and intoxicated otherwise known as crossfading then afterwards when you pass out you piss and shit your own bed for your mom to see.
"On the night of winter ball justin was seen pulling a matt, what an idiot!"
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The feeling of being absolutely stoned.
Wanna go to the docks and get super matt stonie?
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When two gay men have butt sex. When a man sticks his cock in a mans ass. The only way gays can enjoy sex.
Dude: Lets Matt Cutler
Dude 2: Yeah, ram me hard baby.
Dude 2: I can't walk!!
Is a huge DADDY!
Matt Smith is so hot and charming and funny!
Matt Smith is such a daddy
A subpar basketball player who hands out condoms to hobos in the park whilst slurping some hearty noodle soup in preparation for a jerk off session with the chick from Human Resources before a 4pm snooze.
I was tryna get some quick d but this dude was bein such a matt prior I had to make a stealthy escape
matt getchell flirts with dylan pearce all the time but dylan refusing to admit he like it since he’s lesbian
matt getchell: Hey dylan you look very beautiful today
dylan pearce: I wish i could say the same for you
please publish this it would mean so much to me
A very PUNny guy. Loves all things CAT. Loves to hum to fill awkward silence. Likes his coke but only finishes half. Mediocre Euchre player. He is the guy that everyone wants to Marry.
We beat Matt Gibbons again in Euchre!