Fortnite Good Minecraft Bad

The ultimate lie

Kid: Fortnite Good Minecraft Bad
God: Nope

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National Minecraft Wedding Day

On December 14 you marry anyone in minecraft. it can be your boyfriend, girlfriend or sidehoe. even your best friend!

I’m marrying William in minecraft today!

why?

because it’s national minecraft wedding day!

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[Insert minecraft slurp here]

An expression used when you have inner love for an object. Particularly used if someone drops a golden apple or speed soup in Minecraft hunger games

Guy1:I got an anime figurine, in the mail!
Guy2: insert minecraft slurp here

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minecraft master collection giveaway

a word scammers use to scam kids asses cause minecraft is popular again,

MINECRAFT MASTER COLLECTION GIVEAWAY CLICK HERE! *clicks* *gets virus*
wow thats gay.

Minecraft Legacy Console Edition

The best version of Minecraft released to date.

Somebody - Yo what version of Minecraft do you play?

His Friend - Minecraft Legacy Console Edition, the game that got discontinued to make some sped EA minecraft.
Somebody - You are the best person, definitely better than any Bedrock speds and Java coomers.

Minecraft Water - Bucket - MLG

When you suck your own cock

Girlfriend: hey babe wanna have sex tonight
Me: Nah I'm Minecraft Water - Bucket - MLG-ing tonight

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Fuck of I’m playing Minecraft

When your playing Minecraft and the meme pops up

Fuck of I’m playing Minecraft