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A nap taken while high on a mind altering substance.
Beastie Boys Track #11 on Ill Communication, released 5.31.1994. Proceeds from “Alright Hear This” (Eat a Scooby snack and take disco nap)
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Usually taking place on Sundays, a 10 minute nap is a discreet way to inform your roommates (or fraternity brothers) that you are going to abuse yourself. This is synonymous with masturbation til orgasm
"Hey Sam, I'm feeing a bit tired after a long night of partying... I think I'll take a quick ten minute nap, but I'll be back in time for the kickoff of the Broncos game."
A slang term commonly used by African Americans to describe the crust formed around the private parts of a dog kept outside.
Also used as a derogatory term towards individuals
Wow look at the nap bread on Fido it's time to give him a bath.
or
Don't worry about her she ain't shit but nap bread.
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to tap someone while they are asleep, and they may not know it because they are napping.
while chong was asleep, i grabbed his ass and gave him a quick nap tap
i wanted to fuck chong, but he fell asleep so i naptapped him instead
if you fall asleep, ill just give you a nap tap
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An extremely pleasurable past time which is considered by many as the most awesome activity one can partake in whilst alone. A mc fap nap consists of three individual activities in the following order:
1. Purchasing and consuming a large meal from McDonalds, at least a large double quarter pounder mcvalue meal or equivalent.
2. A well prepared and lengthy session of masturbation i.e. lights dimmed, lube, a high quality yet filthy porno.
3. A nap in a large comfy bed lasting at least 2 hours.
Side effects include extreme relaxation and feelings of contentment. Mc fap naps should be used sparingly, so as not to diminish the pleasurable effects of the mc fap nap (too much of a good thing). One should also be careful not to overdose on the awesomeness one experiences whilst engaging in this activity, as such a mistake may prove fatal.
Joel, after a particularly long day of listening to trance, breaking things and stalking pwt on Facebook, needed to unwind. He got into his 4wd and drove to Maccas and obtained 2 medium double cheeseburger meals. When he arrived home he got naked and consumed his prey in the om nom nom fashion. He then lit some scented candles and dimmed the lights, put on some mood music (Armin van Buuren) and got out the baby oils and put on his favourite episode of Rex Hunt Fishing Adventures and began furiously mangling his meat. After cleanup he curled up in his bed for a nice arvo nap before his dinner of beef jerky and chocolate milk. When his "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" alarm clock woke him he unfurled from the fetal position he always sleeps in stretched out and revelled in the awesomeness of the mc fap nap he had just undertaken. All is well.
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Another way of saying something or someone is dead.
Guy 1: Where's you snake?
Guy 2: Taking a dirt nap.
A 15 second power nap followed by an outburst, usually an insult.
Melissa took a “Mansfield power nap” in the middle of an argument with Sparky.