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When you fish all the shit out of a man’s creampied asshole.
Dude 1: “yo why did you need to buy extra toothpaste?”
Dude 2: “oh yo I’m going pool skimming later, wanna link up?”
Dude 1: “aight, don’t talk to me again bro”
Armed militiamen celebrating the occupation of an embassy by jumping into the pool there from the roof.
Or any foreign policy fiasco like that, really.
We better be careful how we leave Afghanistan, or it could turn into a total Lybian pool party over there!
When you're masturbating in the bath then you proceed to cum afterwards letting it fuse into a humongous mixture . You then submerge yourself in the bath.
"What were you doing?
"I was having a Pool Party With Bruzz"
many people put their sperm in the pool and impregnate the people within it
lets gene pool in the public pool!
good idea
An individual puts cold salty water in their mouth, and their partners insert their penis in the little pool. This provides a cool salty marination of their privates, usually done before having intercourse.
Martin and Matt cannot have a good sex sesh unless they both participate in an Alaskan pool party.
When a relationship is so spicy that even pools can't tame it.
Dang, this is getting so pool spicy!
Somewhere too many tourists started going, like everywhere else.
She pushed tourists off the waterfall for fun at devil's pool.