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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
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I heard moaning and walked in on Jen watching Outlander and Rubbing her purse.
What your Mom gives you when you make a mistake.
"Hey sweetie, you keep messing up a lot. Here's a Magic Rub." - Mom
Louisiana Rub and Tug is when a dude stands in a swap and starts masturbating using slimy swamp water as lube.
Billy’s horniness caused him to step into the swap for a Louisiana Rub & Tug to masturbate with swap slime because he didn’t have lube.
When a male defecate on his own hand and proceeds to use that hand to aggressively pleasure himself through masterbation.
Nick proceeded to Rub-A-Deuce after a long night of gaming with his buddies.
rubbing up on your pubes after freshly shaving them
yo bro i just rubbed the hedgehog it feels so cool, what’s rubbing the hedgehog ? bro you have to try it