salty salmon

One who simply tries to be different. This person does not like to be involved in mainstream because, well, its mainstream.

This person tends to disregard their true feelings in staying loyal to being different. This causes personal unrest, and results in: being a dick.

Mike: "Dude, did you hear Drake's new album?"

Armando: "Everybody listens to Drake dude, he's horrible. Get over it."

Mike: "You're such a salty salmon."

4👍 3👎

Salty Carrot

Salt (adjective); Ridiculous, insane, wacky, zany, absurd, nutty, harebrained.

Carrot (Adjective); To be or act of douche-like nature.

"Man, he invited himself with us again? what a salty carrot."

4👍 3👎

salty kalty

This is one cool dude, he usually has a sweet goatee with pretty nice man tities and usually wants dicks in and around his mouth at all times. Willing to do pretty much anything.

OMG Tim is such a salty kalty, thats the third blow job hes given in the last 10 minutes. Awesome.

4👍 3👎

Salty Eye

When one fails to clean up or "finish the paper work" after having a movement of things that aren't so very solid or porridge like in consistency.

Man I gotta go finish the paperwork, the ol salty eye is driving me effin nuts!! I can't even walk!!

4👍 4👎

Salty Lips

When you get head with the person giving head is underneath the water in the ocean.

Jon-o was getting salty lips from Flex in the Pacific

4👍 3👎

Feel salty

A phrase people say to someone when they are doing/has done something stupid or embarrassing. Put an emphasize of the word 'feel'.

*your friend trips*
You- Hahhaha! FEEL salty!

Friend- Whats 2 plus 2?
You- did you really just ask that?
Friend- Oh, wait. BLOCK!
You- haha! Feel salty!

19👍 25👎

salty pretzel

a sexual position in which the lady sits on a chair and puts her legs behind her head and gets it anally.

your moms a natural at the salty pretzel

13👍 15👎