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The smell if your breath after sucking dick
That bitch has sausage breath !
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Noun: A phrase that means to slide and ride the joy that is your penis being rubbed against by two asscheeks. Similar to a milkshake but reverse.
I was going to ask for a sausage biscuit instead because her tits were too small for a milkshake.
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A sausage jockey is typically someone who endeavors to seek out that slippery savaloy or battered bratwurst and ride it to kingdom come
Oi, tibu dibu, you raving marmite mining sausage jockey, get back to work!
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To inadvertently reveal ones tally wacker to someone unexpectedly
"Dude, we gotta have a talk with James. He's always dropping sausage at the house."
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The act of wacking off with no lubrication and accidently rubbing skin off leaving a painful rash that turns into a scab.
Example:
Guy 1: Dude what the hell is wrong with my dick!? (whip's his dick out.)
Guy 2: Ohhhh! Dude you have a burnt sausage. wait like 3 days until you wack off again.
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a man with lots of whit pubic hair. looking identical to a goats penis
awe look at that old guy. bet he has a goat sausage
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A "Muddy Sausage" is having anal sex and the penis has shit on it.
"I've got a Muddy Sausage!"
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