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naked shorts

A midget or dwarf without clothes.

Bro, Robin Hood really fucked those naked shorts!

by nobody of interest January 29, 2021

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Short Pause

When you're banging it out and you need to take a short break to prevent yourself from blowing your load.

We were going at it really hard and she was about to blow my mind,. but because I didn't want to end it soo soon, I took a short pause before I proceeded to bang the hell out of her again.

by TheWildGhillieMan June 18, 2016

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short dicked it

When you misjudge the distance needed to throw an object into the trash

Watch me make this

*Shoots and misses*
Aww man, I short dicked it

by shortdickery April 1, 2016

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short vibes

The vibes someone gives off that make you think they would be short.

Bonnie really gives off short vibes, you know?

by uncomfii February 14, 2021

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Netted Shorts

Any kind of shorts that has a "net", or netting, inside it. It can be found in most board shorts.
The netting is used because sometimes, the elastics can show, or the boxer shorts might be longer.
It also holds your junk in place so that it won't fall out of the leg opening or bounce around. It also acts like loose briefs, so you don't have to wear underwear (if preferred).

It feels great to wear my new netted shorts without any underwear!

by Marauder04 December 27, 2010

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Short-Brick

A nickname for Longwood College in Farmville, Va.
Local name

Short-Brick is a happening school!

by Woodruth March 29, 2006

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short johns

n. 1. Short pants that were never actually invented, as shorter trips to the outhouse in days of yore, even during cold weather, did not require specialized pants (i.e., long johns)

2. Short trips to the bathroom.

"I wear a pair of short johns when going number one. When I have to drop a New Jersey, however, I break out the long johns."

by Soxoff January 24, 2012

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