Misjudge

When things aren't always what it seems, wrongfully judged. Wrong assumptions.

Example 1

Hey, look at that girl with all those guy friends, she must be slutty?

No dude, total misjudge. She's a virgin.
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Example 2:

Oh, my, that one chick on myspace has a lot of guy friends with weird names, she must be having sexual relations with all of them? Omg, total misjudge!

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Misjudged Fart

A bout of intestinal discomfort masquerading as a fart. The owner attempts the release of said discomfort, in some severe cases even forces it out, and anticipates the typical flatulent. With a misjudged fart, the result actually ends up being an ejection of fecal matter.

Guys we have to leave NOW.

What are you talking about, we’ve been here 20 minutes. I haven’t even bagged a whore yet.

I just had a misjudged fart and I have to get these underwear in the garbage ASAP.