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Maybe the most annoying song on the face of the planet. Any school disco would be lost without its presence. The singer has one of the most annoying voices ever. He sounds like a cross between Scooby Doo and Mr T. For some reason, everybody (except me) dances to it. What the fuck?!? In conclusion, it's a piece of shit written by some stupid cumbucket.
Man With Brain Damage: I love dancin' to Cha Cha Slide while raping frogs!
Me: Fuck off!
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When a bachelor picks up a stripper for a one night stand and before he knows it she is living there.
Dave: Hey who was that sweet thing over at Tom's place?
Jack: That's Brandi, she's a peeler he banged the other night, nice girl but Tom better be carefull it looks like she's trying to pull the stripper slide. I really don't think he wants to be her cumlord for more than a day or two.
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Laying down legs spread apart left leg to the left right leg to the right (in split position if possible) but with ass facing up then must take mud slide beer and poor down asshole
I really don't have any example of "Dutch mud slide"
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A particular sexual technique where a man lubes up his asshole and lays on the bed with his legs spread. His wife then run across from across the room towards the mans asshole where she'll either slide in his rectum or bang her head against his genitals
Bro 1: my wife and i tried the slip n slide yesterday
Bro 2: how did it go
Bro 1: my cock is swollen and she has a concussion
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Chocolate Jubbly Slide (v): anal-sex between a man and a woman in which the man uses the womans fecal matter as the only source of lubrication. The woman applies bowel-movement pressure in sync with the mans thrusting to keep the fecal matter spurting out to provide an uninterrupted experience. (See Strawberry Jubbly Slide)
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First used on G4TechTV's The Screen Savers on 10/05/2004 in their "Top 5 Reasons Why Your Girlfriend Left You" where it was mentioned and held the number two spot. The following is a quote of the list:
The Top 5 Reasons Why Your Girlfriend Left You
5. Massive pr0n collection crashed her computer.
4. Missed her birthday while leveling your Jedi Knight.
3. You look like Bill Gates -- but with no money.
2. She doesn't like the Chocolate Jubbly Slide.
1. Too much time playing with your Xbox instead of with her Xbox.
Wife: mmmm, mmmff, ummff, lmmmmfh
Hubby: That's right, I'm riding that fucking Chocolate Jubbly Slide!
Wife: mmmm, mmmff, ummff, lmmmmfh ugggghhh
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To escape from your house without telling anyone or to sneak out at night.
Meet at the park at 2:15am , I'm doing a slip n slide.
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Omaha slip and slide is when you do your girl in the shower, bust a nut inside her, and she let's the jizz slip down her leg, catches it in a shot glass and let's the jizz then slide down her throat.
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