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A rare and debilitating condition where the person suffering from it realises that there is more to life than constant, non stop meaningless mind numbing socialisation and will often find interest and obsession in more intriguing and fascinating things and do things that actually matter.
Horrifying!
The world needs more people with Asperger's Syndrome
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The often all to occuring condition that afflicts most young men. This is a sympton of the condition known as "Relationships". Your once best friend who you were in constant contact with will defect to another person, more than likely a woman. What once was regular catch up's for beer and football turn into only failry common email's and text message. The condition can descend into Married Man Syndrome if not treated early by removal of the original protaganist (the relationship). It is important to note that the person afflicted with this syndrome will get defensive and try to protect the syndrome with the best of thier ability. Removal should be excercised with extreme caution, as it can lead to massive depression bout's, contracting AIDS from hookers, and possibly suicide. For effective medications see Chainsaw, Katana, Twin's and Adultery
"Man, Sharky's new b!tch is really pissing me off, he's getting the Whippedman Syndrome bad."
"Yeah, I feel you, I just hope it doesn't turn into Married Man Syndrome"
"Fo Shiz."
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When someone acts extremely awkward around the opposite gender.
"Wow look at that guy... he totally has Washi Syndrome around that chick..."
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Where you play 'Pro Evoultion Soccer 6' so much that when you play real football it feels like your playing the game. You may even say the button you would press while doing the corresponding move!
Jerd and James were playing football in the park
Jerd: Yes, on your 'ed, James!
James: Yes....use the circle button!
Jerd: Gee James, you have Pro Syndrome
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This is a condition common to those that have served/are serving for the Territorial Army in which they delude themselves with grandeur and demand respect in day to day "civi" life based on the fact they are in to TA.
People with this syndrome do not suffer since a secondary symptom is being utterly oblivious to how they are despised by the real army and civilians alike.
Not all members of the Territorial Army have this syndrome, but those that do can be detected by the fact they will bring up the fact that they are in the TA within seconds of starting conversation.
Bartender: You waiting mate?
Dean: Ahh, umm, I'll have a double whiskey and lemonade. We don't get chance for all this lazing around you lot do in the TA, this is the first drink I've had in five months.
Bartender to regular: What a cunt.
Regular: Yeah, TA Syndrome.
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Mad Cat Lady Syndrome is the desire to keep more than 130 cats in the same house at one time. The cats usually partake in mosh pits.
That woman sure has MCL Syndrome I can see those cats moshing in her front window!
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Obsessing over a particular subject unnecessarily. Making the certain subjects become their life in it's entirety. One may believe the Syndrome has gone when in fact they have just moved on to another subject to obsess over.
'Man I love Green Day'- This person has Morris Syndrome for Green Day.
'Team Jacob'- Morris Syndrome and idiot.
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