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A city in Florida ( Volusia County )
officially known as Daytona Beach.
Motor vehicles can be parked and driven on the beach. This has resulted in serious injury and even death for sunbathers and frolicking children.
A British family on holiday went to Daytona Beach and their 4 year old little girl was run over by a car.
All she did was innocently run a few steps from her family on March 20, 2010. This has happened before.
From now on it will be known as
DEATH-ON-A-BEACH ( Florida )
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A Fake Reality Television series where people get their Cars Towed. Has it's funny moments, but we all know it's fake. And has some Drama with other towing company, goodfellas towing. Takes place in Miami, Florida. The Company is called " Tremont Towing" Belive it or not, The Company DOSE Exist. But all the drama you see is fake. And and Channel it airs on, Tru TV, Admitted to some scenes being scripted.
But Bernice is my Favorite. She's a bad ass
Drew- Let's Watch some people act like idiots when they get their cars towed!
Jonathan - What show is that?
Drew - South Beach Tow!
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N. The ultimate in the range of awkward items or animals. An individual intending to correctly execute an awkward beached whale should lie face down on the ground and thrash their legs whilst pressed together as an impersonation of a whale's flipper. Then while doing this, the individual should rock from side to side whilst helplessly hitting the ground directly to their side with limp arms. The awkward beached whale is most successfully executed by lying on a floor, but it can also be executed on a table or chair.
Awkward beached whale should be used to best affect at a time of severe awkwardness which should be enough to break the ice of any situation.
*WARNING* AWKWARD BEACHED WHALE SHOULD NOT BE ATTAMPTED AT ANY INAPPROPRIATE AWKWARD TIMES SUCH AS IN A CHURCH OR IN A PROM DRESS OR TUXEDO. IT WILL CONSIDERABLY MAKE THE SITUATION MORE AWKWARD AND CAUSE PEOPLE TO TAKE OFFENCE !!!
1) Perfect time to do awkward beached whale.
(In a room where the atmosphere is unbearably awkward)
Person 1: "wow this is so awkward"
(does an awkward beached whale as directed above)
Person 2: wow who is that crazy man ?
Person 3: "It's an awkward beached whale !"
Person 2: "haha that's hilarious"
Multiple people laugh and awkwardness stops.
2) Wrong time for an awkward beached whale.
(At a formal occassion where the atmosphere is unbearably awkward)
Person 1: "wow this is so awkward"
(does an awkward beached whale as directed above)
Person 2: (silence)
Person 3: (silence)
Person 2: (silence)
Awkwardness increases and people ignore the individual who feels even more awkward for increasing the awkwardness and for messing up his/her formal clothes.
A very fast blowjob, to completion, within two minutes. Similar in both rhythm and length to that of a typical Ramones song.
My girlfriend gave me a Rockaway Beach Blowjob during a commercial while we were watching Jeopardy last night! It was awesome!
The Atkins diet for dummies.
Dr. Atkins said you should eat nutrient rich carbs instead of nutrient deficient carbs. This appears to be a simple idea, yet apparently figuring out that this means eating spinach instead of potatoes or broccoli instead of corn is akin to rocket science for the unwashed masses. So in comes the South Beach Diet, which is exactly the same except it breaks everything down into "good carbs" and "bad carbs".
Anyone who thinks the South Beach Diet is different than Atkins is an idiot.
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Chadwick beach. A place filled with hot lifeguards and lit parties. Known as the “meet up place” for teens around 9:00-10:00 till midnight to meet their nights hookup, plug, or just to add people on snapchat. After meeting at Wawa, their next location is the basketball courts where you can find a plethora of different groups. From the hotties, to the stoners, to the beach patrol. When the lights turn off over the basketball courts is how you know it’s prime time to be out with the homies. lol. You guys know. From there, many go to the Normandy beach parties where everyone gets “fucked up”. These nights happen every night, but is even better on Saturdays. You’ll never wanna miss a night because of what stupid shit will go down that you don’t want to miss. Even when you have to go out to dinner with the fam, you still manage to get ur ass there. If you are a Chadwick beach regular, Wawa in our hearts will always be known as “memories”.
“Dude, u going to Wawa?”
“yeah man”
Teens go to Chadwick beach Wawa parties.
Solid divide between Navarre and breezers, most of the girls are Vsco or Lesbo, no in between, all the kids are dumb asses, the guys act gay but are not at all, 6th grade teacher that watches child porn, and a 7th grade teacher that dismisses instead of the bell the bell it’s hella gay, everyone wears fake designer clothes, everybody has AirPods, the PE coaches make you play gay sports (speed ball, cone ball) and the entire school is filled with snitches.
Woodlawn Beach Middle? You mean the place where my dreams died as a child?