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Liam is a great friend and an awsome dude overall, a lot of this awsome ness come from his gianormus 16" cock which, if you ever get the pleasure of having penatrate you, will give you the expericance of a lifetime, he will rail you harder than me doing yur mom on a friday night. he seems like a basic f-boy on the outside, but he is much more, he is a good person, a great friend and a whit ass nigga he is also big brain and cracked at fornite.
"man liam birrell-martin just fcked me so hard"
"wow epic #1 victory royale liam birrell-martin"
"look its my favourite nigga liam birrell-martin!"
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<noun> 'sh-um-lee-um-lum-doob-illy' singular: Derived from slang
A large penis
Person A: "My man, you got the utensils to pierce my shum liam lum doobily?"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"
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Liam's plan to always get any girl:
1. Get ripped, or at least toned.
2. Talk to at least 3 girls per day to build confidence.
3. Always wear a dope-ass hat.
I used to be shy, but thanks to Liam's Three Step Plan I've been with every girl on this side of the Mississippi!
sexy little bitch that works in galleries
"o hi liam robert thaomas jones"
"o hi is that liam robert thomas jones?"
"yeah"
"no? alright ill try again later"
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On this day you must shower anyone by the name of Liam Catherine with 5-cent coins, preferably piffing it at his head.
Fuck it is National Liam Catherine Day
The most handsome man in the world with a 50inch dick and gets all of the women, also has a nicely shaped ass which is what gets all of the women. Also knows a annoying kid named Lewis.
Yo that milo (Liam’s step bro)
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Simple as that title says it all
you a hoe ass bitch... Liam Is a good insult