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Having an ovarian cyst that is causing extreme discomfort. You have your significant other twat tap you with their left hook to pop it.
I gave her the old plan v the other day.
When there are no sheep available, you bring home a heffer. This can be human or cow, dealers choice, and the heavier the better.
Jake: Hey! Did you end up fucking that sheep last night??
Ron: No I had to go with The Ron Coe Plan B!
A Puss Plan, is a plan with the only purpose being having sex with a female without too much hassle or exchange of romantic feelings.
Hey boys can’t hang out tonight I’ve got a Puss plan lined up.
Delivering on schedule, scope, time, budget and expectations
I'm delivering the project plan to time
Any plan involving explosives, usually over the top.
-I GOT REJECTED BY THIS THOT IN MY CLASS YESTERDAY, I THINK I'LL BOMB THE SCHOOL
-Man, that's such a Hanno Plan
When you make plans with someone but your not really sure if its considered a date.
Person 1: Hey lets meet up at Hogwarts this Saturday.
Person 2: Ok that sounds great.
Person 1: Ok Ill pick you up at 5
Person 2: Ok! Its a plan-date!
A poor or short-term scheme not deserving of the description 'Master Plan'.
"So you're going to move to a new city, with no job, no home, and little money. That's hardly even an apprentice plan, really."