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A person who stares at people during college parties, freaking the hell out of girls in the process, thus making the party uncooler by the second.
Did you see that Weird Chris at the party on Thursday, he totally freaked out my girl.
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1. The luckiest motherfucker in history. A terrible poker player who inexplicably won the 2004 World Series of Poker. This ended up breaking the poker field wide open and introduced a new kind of fish, for which the poker world is eternally grateful.
2. Any terrible poker player who gets extraordinarily lucky.
Calling all-in on the turn with nothing but a flush draw? Who are you, Chris Moneymaker?
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Bassist from Muse that is under appreciated because of all of the glory given to Matt. Muse wouldn't be the same without him and he has some of the sickest effects I have ever heard on a bass. Also seems to have a cool personality and is disappointed that they sold themselves out to twilight, which makes him hardcore.
Me: Yeah muse is pretty sick, they have a good bassist
Friend: Muse has a bassist? I was too busy watching Matt dance around while singing and playing guitar.
Me: Dude, there is more to a band than just a frontman. Chris Wolstenhome is a beast.
One who is blessed with a certain email address.
Jim: Hey bro, the health project is due tomorrow!
Chris Hungus: Oh yeah! Send it to me once you’re done with the meat collage!
Jim: You got it. What’s your email?
Chris Hungus: chungus@cps.edu
im calling the police
911 wuts ur emergincy
chris is that a weed?
im calling the policce
'911 wots ur emergincy'
When you get a knee burn from your denim jeans.
"Oh man, I just got a Chris Wong"
"Hey, you should probably skip the skinny jeans mate. Don't want to give yourself a Chris Wong"