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When a friend sticks his finger in a dirty asshole at a (gentlemen's place of leisure) and then swipes his finger across his unsuspecting buddies upper lip.
Brad was turning a double dirty sanchez on Benny after he went in the back room with Shamocha.
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can we turn it up, like hardcore, imma turn my master down so you can turn it up like hardcore
person 1 -"boi i just died in roblox"
person 2 -"this is so sad can we turn it up"
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The action of gunfire at, or around a party causing chaos and many people running for their lives.
“Dude I can’t believe we were able to turn a party to a track meet with only one pistol shot. “
“Yeah they a bunch of bitches.”
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To insert a brass mouthpiece (a tuba mouthpiece is ideal for accuracy, but a trombone or high wind will work) into a woman's vagina and blow into it as if you were playing.
Can also be phrased as "turn this bitch into a tuba," if she is not already in a relationship.
You know after the competition I'm gonna turn your bitch into a tuba.
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“How the turn tables have turned” is the correct version of the widely known “how the tables have turned” saying. How are the tables going to turn if they cannot do so? The only logical conclusion to this oxymoron is that we are dealing with a turn table not a normal square or round table, no a table that’s meant to be turned a “turn table”. Please do the English language a favor and correct anybody using the incorrect and frankly racist alternative that’s so popular with gen Z
Well well well…. How the turntables have turned.
Son the turntables have turned you can still save your father
Uncle Jim the turntables have turned instead of you diddlin ME I’m gonna be diddlin YOU
Really the uses for this beautiful saying are endless: Ta Ta retards
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The act of going to do a 3-point turn, usually in someone's driveway, and somehow managing to pull back out the same way you pulled in, so you are still driving in the same direction as you started.
Honey, come here quick! Some dummy is doing a Kat 3-point Turn in our driveway! It's hilarious! Let's see if they do it again in the neighbor's driveway!
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Always stay positive, nobody likes grumpy people.
Examples for turning a frown upside down:
Person 1: Do you know Joe?
Person 2: Yeaah.. he really needs to turn his frown upside down.
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