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After an uber driver gives you a ride, you let out a monstrous fart and shut the door quickly.
I gave that uber driver an uber fart for a tip!
The person you bang because he or she, unlike you, has wheels.
"Can't make it over just now, but my Significant Uber gets off at 3, he can bring me before 4."
A massive jaw capable of catching your own tears. Also good for excavation, jaws of life, feeding birds, bird bath, catch fish, multi-purpose use.
Oh Jorge, you sure do have an uber jaw.
That man has such a uber jaw he could have his own bird bath in there.
When you want to go some place 10 blocks away but because of other pick ups you end up driving 40 blocks, zigging and zagging across town.
I’ll be late for dinner honey, I’ve been Uber pooljacked again.
When you want to go some place 10 blocks away but because of other pick ups you end up driving 40 blocks, zigging and zagging across town.
I’ll be late for dinner honey, I’ve been Uber pooljacked again.
Anyone who needs AC in their car.
"Jeffery hit a deer with his car and crushed his AC line."
"Whatever, AC is for Uber-Bitches.."
"Yeah, Jeffery was all like "Fuck You Deer" and ran it down.."
"He's badass, definitely not an Uber-Bitch.."
Any Emergency Vehicle with flashing lights and a siren (Police, Fire Engine, Ambulance, EMT, etc.)
OMG! What is going on with all of the sirens?
Dunno. Lots of Urban Ubers tonight.