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A married woman wants to get laid but stay faithful to her husband so she takes it in the ass. By not having her bagina penetrated, she remains vagina faithful.
Ruth is a good mom and wife. Every time she goes on a business trip she remains 100% Vagina faithful to her husband.
A boy who comes out of a vagina, and later, goes back into the same one. In other words, someone who has sex with their mother.
I was really horny, so I decided to become a son of a vagina.
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The act of a girl laying spread eagle naked on field using the musk of her dirty vagina to lure a ground squirrel to eat her out and reach moist sexual pleasure
While in Wisconsin this field vagina isn't gonna get me far
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When a girl and her gay best friend hang out.
Person 1: Hey! We need to have a vagina date soon!
Person 2: Sounds absolutely fabulous, girlfriend!
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A small strap-on device that allows a woman to pee standing up and avoid touching the toilet seat.
"Dude, did you see Jennifer writing her name in the snow...she must have a vagina funnel."
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Term given to describe a homosexual male (either confirmed or unconfirmed).
I pulled all my best flirting moves, but he didn't respond. He's clearly a Vagina Decliner.
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The point beyond sloppy seconds; a "vagina rat" scurries around after the crumbs left by other people.
Joss: "Dude, I heard John starting talking to Jenna."
Jake: "Yeah, he's always going after the girls I date after I'm over them, he's such a vagina rat."
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