When you eat half a salad and a half hamburger
So do you like meat Ashley?
I'm half vegan so I only eat half a steak and half a salad .
Okay that's great ! Let's go to a steakhouse!
Someone who is vegan but only eats meat when it is 50% off
"Im no fully vegan, im Half-Vegan. It still counts though"
Forcing a passed-out drunk to toss your salad.
Cherie rejected me so she's eligible to recieve the mandatory vegan.
A vegan who exclusively eats grass and greens.
Usually 50% more annoying than a standard vegan.
You know they're a rabbit vegan when they use a mower bag to not waste any of that grass.
Someone who seems they like animals but like you don't know if they're vegans or not.
"Connor just gives off those Vegan Vibes bro."
"Yeah bro, I totally get what you mean."
Nemo Vegan - to believe that the only good human, is a dead human. Nemo vegans believe all forms of life are equal and will respect this by any means necessary, including armed violence.
As late empire social justice warriors nemo vegans defend their right to defend all life by any means necessary including armed violence.
friends and or people you like hanging out with
laura and jake are my favorite chess vegans.