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Newstead Wood is the school for the "unique" and "interesting" girls who come from near and far to occupy the school.
Why? We do not know. We simply don't.
No were kidding, with such a beautifly constructed and well maintained building, who wouldnt want to go here. Specially since they added grey bars to the windows creating that stunning "prision effect." That ever school desires to have.
Not to mention the "sexy" green uniforms, with there frumpy jumpers and the, scottish kilt like, summer dresses which everyone is DYING to wear.
Unfortunetly it clashes with just about EVERY OTHER COLOUR ON EARTH!
All the year 9-11s have an unholesum wish to dye their hair ketchup red.
RANDOMER: Oh look! what is that red and green blob approaching in the distance? Will it eat us?
OTHER RANDOMER: No need to alarm its just a newsteadian from Newstead wood, and yes, it might eat us.
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Wood(hard penis), Cutter(Emo/cuttter), so if you add them together, it is called a penis cutter. Which is not that good of a thing.
Ex. If your sex addict, who hates his life, should become a "Wood cutter." Because chances are that you have already cut everything else.
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Wood elf. A wood elf is a really short man that has a big dick that everyone expects to have a small dick.
Girl: Did you see that guy? He is a wood elf!
Guy: Were you cheating on me again?
Girl: Uh oh.
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When you are going ham on your girl and she starts her p and it gets all over your dick
"Ah fuck, you just gave me cherry wood."
"Someone call the tampon police cause this bitch gave me cherry wood."
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A term used by men 2 describe woman who are not particularly atrractive but they would be willing to have sexual intercourse with .
She would do for the woods
She ain't nuthin special but she'd do for the woods!
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Some one without goals and just drifts through life saying "i don't care" a lot.
"he won't go far in life he is just Drift Wood"
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