Unlike whiskey dick you can get it up but it won't go down and there's no sensation because of the amount of booze you have drank. The type of erection you can pork with for hours
Julia- I think I have had enough Ron
Ron- It won't go down I have a dead banana
A slang word used to refer to a condom. Usually refers to a condom which is a complete spoof or is ridiculously short. Can be found in cheap thrift stores around China and in your uncle's sock drawer.
Fuckboy 1: Hey bro, I pegged this girl I met in a bar last night in the ass. It was the most wonderful anal sex I've ever had.
Fuckboy 2: Man, I got drunk and did the same to some random bitch off the street. It turns out, I got a banana hat instead of an actual working condom. Now she's fucking preganant.
Fuckboy 1: That's why you always go anal. No banana hats to worry about.
the first sunday of every month
grace: do you wanna hang out?
nina: i can’t, i have to eat bananas
grace: but it’s sunday
nina: the first sunday of every month is banana wednesday
When you use mayonnaise as lube.
"Hey Janie, want to make love?"
"As long as you give me an Minnesota Banana"
I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APPLES AND BANANAS
I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APELES AND BANAYZ
I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT OOPLES AND BANOONOOS
I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT EEPLES AND BENEENEES
PERSON 1: "Whats your favorite food?"
PERSON 2: "UPULEZ AND BUNUNUS"
PERSON 1 "APPLES AND BANANAS"
one was a youtuber called banana nations and his channel got deleted
i miss banana nations