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When a stripper is giving you a lap dance, and leaves a skid mark on your leg.
Man, that stripper was so hot until after she finished her dance and I noticed I got an Alaskan paint job.
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When you throw a parapalegic out of there wheelchair onto a waist-high, stable platform such as a bed or park bench. After you pull down the cripple's pants, you forcefully wedge one of the wheels from the wheelchair in between their butt-cheeks and violently turn the wheel untill you draw blood and or feces.
The other night, I walked up to Stephen Hawking in the middle of Centeral Park. I threw him onto a stump and cranked the wheel between his cheeks. After the wheel was completly brown, he typed out on his computer "My conclusion is that I have the only existing black hole on planet Earth." - Alaskan Brown Wheelchair
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A big, hairy, pink dildo normally 10 feet long (bobby Johnson style) only for most talented
Examples
Brandi love
Mia khalifia
And Riley reed
Your dick small as shit can you get my alaskan bull worm it’s in the top dresser
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freezing your poop and then doing someone up the butt with it
Guy: I need a new way to fuck my girl
Friend: dude, if she's kinky you should alaskan dream pipe her
Guy: what's that?
(friend explains)
Guy:(pukes) BLLAARGHH!!!
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The act of shitting in females mouth, then jizzing in her mouth, having her swish it around in her mouth like mouthwash and spitting it on your chest.
Guy 1: What did you and Jenny do last night?
Guy 2: We were so wasted I got her to give me an alaskan beaver tale.
Guy 1: Gross dude,
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when a girl is giving you a blowjob and when you are about to cum you grab her head, put some hot sauce on your dick and cram it into your dick and it will come out her nose and she'll look like a dragon
Dude last night i had a O.N.S. with a girl and i totally gave her an Alaskan Fire Dragon.
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Ice water enema. Administered unsuspectingly - usually in a 2 gallon container maintained at 35 degrees Farenheit delivered through all weather tubing secured in place with a 6 inch, stainless steel barbed nozzle. Used exclusively when interrogating your loving partner about her smelling like cheap men's cologne and fresh semen after coming home at 2 AM.
My cheatin' wife thought I was a friggin' moron until I sweet-talked her into doggie style where I whipped out my Alaskan Lie Detector and showed her a new meaning to being a 'cold bitch' ... as we got to the truth of who she was fuckin'.
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