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Saying "Shut the Fuck Up" with a Boston accent
Hey bitch, you better Shat the Fack Ap or I'll pimp slamp you hoe.
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Vigorously swinging your hips back and forth so that your Nuts and Johnson slap against your stomach and your grundle, emulating an angry ape swinging through the forest floor. Depending upon the size of your penis, it can either be called swinging monkey or an ape. Whatever the case may be, it must be angry. This gesture is usually done to a roommate, teammate or just someone that cut you off on the freeway. Although this movement may be hazardous to the health of your nut sack, it is heaps of fun and can turn any situation into a nut slappin comedy hour! WARNING: Attempting this act on a moving vehicle requires practice and coordination. Please practice in front of a mirror first before releasing the anger of the Ape in public.
The party was getting kind of dull, so Eric decided to get up on a table, drop his pants and display his Angry Swinging Ape. The whole room roared with laughter, some people were angered, some were appalled and some hid their eyes in embarrassment. Regardless, the party was not dull any longer!
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A ridiculously hard class that you have to endure lack of sleep, shitty grades, and a teacher that gives you notes and notecards expecting you to write at a college level... Even though your only a SOPHMORE!! More often than note these teachers have issues with people having any type of fun (yes even sleep) and think that the definition of Ap World History on urban dictionary is funny. DO NOT TAKE THIS CLASS!!!
Mrs.Skavarla Is A Horrible AP World History Teacher -_-
DONT TAKE THIS CLASS!!
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A class that saps all the fun out of music. You will start the year off excited and enthusiastic, but by mid semester, you'll be thinking, "Why the fuck did I take this class, again?"
By the way, John Lennon and Paul McCartney couldn't read music. Shove that up your ass, AP Music Theory.
After a semester of taking AP Music Theory and not being able to enjoy music anymore, Adam burned his textbook and dropped the fuck out of that piece of shit class.
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A difficult AP class offered at most high schools, generally taken by sophomores. The multiple choice tests can be frustratingly hard and will cause you to hate whoever sets the curve for each test (usually the same person every time). Luckily, if you are smart and good at history you should be able to do fine on the essays.
My AP European History test is on Friday, but I should do fine. I can think my way through most of the multiple choice and can BS the essays if they are difficult topics I don't know shit about. If I'm lucky I should get a 5, but I'll probably get a 4 if I study enough.
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A useless class that teaches you nothing useful for your life unless you choose to teach it yourself. Results in sleepless nights, crammming in hours of studying, worthless chapter outlines and reading a textbook that will bore you to death. Was written by a bunch of clueless retards. Your school will probably hoax you into taking it. Don't believe their bullshit. Save yourself and don't take this class.
Not to mention the teacher doesn't teach shit, they expect you to learn everything from the textbook.
You could sleep through this class and pass it since you are expected to read 25 pages of rambling a week and learn everything from that.
AP World History is a useless class
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Essentially, an extremely hairy man and/or woman who has never shaved a single day in their life; thus causing them to resemble an unkempt and undesirable Sasquatch-like abomination.
"Did you fellas see that new guy Peter down in accounting? Yeesh! Talk about taking the term unshaven ape fuck to a whole new level-- The bugger practically has the upper body hair equivalent of an overgrown African safari!"
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