getting creampied and not getting to the bathroom quick enough so it leaks all over your blankets
Wesley blanket cakes me.
Things that parents do or say that they think is no big deal, but actually has a long lasting effect on their kids. Similar to when a childs baby blanket gets lost, damaged, ect. and parents think it's unimportant even though their child is very upset about it.
Shara: My dad didn't know, but it really hurts, even to this day
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma
An obvious euphemism for an outdoor, wet-weather orgy.
Janet and Bill have invited us to a waterproof picnic blanket on Saturday. I said we'd go if we've got nothing on.
a blanket that you has been in your house since you were four and when fall asleep on the living room couch you use that blanket and it probably has animals or cartoon characters on it
That’s a common family blanket
A condom
Ray should of used a sausage blanket before fucking Kim.
The amorous congress; sex
From the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue
They were doing the blanket hornpipe last night.
A mythical creature that lurks in the darkest of area, ready to kidnap it's next prey. Many parapsychologist has theorize that this creature is a 10th grader that lives in Indonesia.
"Oh, Blanket kid can you hear us?!"
"You drunk, bitch?"