body by big bird

A person whose lower body is noticeably larger than their upper body.

"Betty looks good in the face, but she got body by big bird."

Body Appreciation Day

Ayeee ladies , We needa get some confidence in our selfs or show the world we DONT care what they think we LOVE our bodies so this is the day to spam and appreciate!

Girl 1:Hey it’s body appreciation day!
Girl 2:what’s that?
Girl 1: it the day for women have confidence in their selfs
Girl 2:wow so how do you celebrate?
Girl 1:well you could spam your self on ig sc and more!

Body dysmorphic disorder

Mental disorder that makes you unable to look in a mirror without thinking how worthless and ugly you are. At one point you probably won't leave the house in order to avoid all the beautiful people and possible reflections of your imperfections

Ana started ditching class because her body dysmorphic disordergot so bad

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My body is Reggie

The ultimate state of readiness known to the human body. This state has only been achieved by Nintendo of America's Reggie Fils-aime.

Person 1: Are you ready for the new Smash Bros?

Person 2: My body is Reggie!

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Mountain of Smiling Bodies

An Abnormality from the games, Lobotomy Corporation, and Library of Ruina... A major pain in the ass if under equipped too

Guy: Man, I'd fuck the shit out of Mountain of Smiling Bodies
Me: Bro it's literally a carrion blob that would chomp off your dick off

where to hide the body

probably on the second page of google, or bing.

Murderer: "Dude, where to hide the body?"
Person: "probably on the second page of google, or bing."

red bodied stevens

a person who gets way too much sun and therefore is red all over their body

Randy: Why are you so red?
Dave: I fell asleep at the beach without sunscreen.
Randy: You sure did. You're a red bodied stevens.

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