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When you someone on FB or MS talks about how wonderful life is and always post about what a good time they are having...And then when you actually spend time with them they are just misserable....
Yvette: So how did your night out with Lisa go
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"
The moment when wiping ones ass that the toilet paper rips and you inadvertently put a finger on or in your brownie hole, thus allowing you to leave your fingerprints on the paper like a jail booking.
Everytime I use one-ply toilet paper I give myself the bathroom booking.
Someone who is obviously a huge nerd.
No doubt about it.
Their favorite book is probably something like Lord of The Rings.
That girl is pretty hot but man is she a book nerd. She says she's not a nerd but her Elvish tattoo says otherwise
The act of logging into facebook, on either an iPhone or iPod.
When adding the application to your iPhone, commenting on someones status, picture or wall - Facebook will auomatically tell the rest of the Facebook users that you are using an iPod device.
"Steven Gerrard added the facebook for iphone application."
- 'Dude, what time we going to the cinema?'
'I'll i-book you, man.'
- 'Wow. So her daddy bought her an iPhone. Not only does she have to SHOW me all the fucking time, but the bitch results to i-booking me ten times a friggin day!
'I hear ya, man. Talk about rubbing salt into the wound.'
Basically, a male fictional crush.
"I love Keefe, he's my book boyfriend."
that place parents go on the internet to check the current criminal status of their daughter's new boyfriend/background check
hilton mother "Make Paris find a new fuckfriend, this one's a criminal."
hilton father "My dick's in the dirt with this one, he wasn't in the mug books"
Scrolling up and down your Facebook newsfeed.
I was Scrollin' the Book for an hour today.