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So say you break Caleb’s headphones on accident. He’s the kind of guys that will try to get you to pay him $200 for them when really he bought them for $60 5 years ago.
Person: Caleb I accidentally broke your headphones
Caleb: Those were $200 you owe me $200
a fucking cunt with a small dick
'hi, my name is caleb!'
'gtfo u ass'
'sorry'
' u better be, ur a fucking cunt with a small dick'
Caleb is a friend who gets mad for every little thing that people say to him he also buys 100000000 v bucks a day even though fortnite is dead
Caleb is a bitch not an asshole
Caleb is a very funny and amusing person and has the best brown hair and best brown eyes Calebs are very loyal and trustworthy you can tell him anything he is a very shy person when it comes down to his feelings towards you he also has the best hair imagen the softest thing you have touched and then times it by 2 and thats what you get he usually has 3 to 2 friends that always hang around him overall a very sweet kind and loving person
Omg calebs hair is soooo soft
His eyes are so dreamy
A mysterious long-haird scruffy looking male who has a tendency to wear black cowboy boys and switches between beige chinos and black jeans. They frequently change their hair colour (usually black, blonde and a slight bit of ginger). He likes to stalk girls between years 7-10 then disappear when the girls are in year 11. Don’t be alarmed if you happen to be shopping in Lidl and turn into the next isle and feel a gaze transfixed on you while looking at pasta - this is likely to be the Caleb man in mid stalk. P.S - likely to appear where least expected eg in bowlplex and parks!
E - ‘come on L let’s run to that tree over there’
L - ‘ok’
E - *startled* ‘omg it’s the Caleb man’
L - ‘aaaa, C won’t believe we’ve seen him again’
E - *runs in the opposite direction*
Fruit, very Gay person, like being called a Jay. Ancient Scandanavian word used as the f