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clown juice

Slang for cum. Made a term by ayydubs in episode 16 of the revealing your secrets podcast.

"Yeah last night, my clown juice got everywhere."

by clown juice haver October 8, 2022

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clown jizz

glitter

Damn, those kids are covered in clown jizz after that art project.

by Half-Paddle December 15, 2015

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clown boots

A type of boot or shoe that a klown wears. Usually red and very large. Often mentioned by crazy people.

Thank you for the clown boots, they are very well made.

by klownz April 9, 2006

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Clown cuppa

Is when you wank off and spunk into your annoying dickhead boss's cup of tea.

e.g. β€œMy stupid boss ordered me to stay for an overtime and i happily made him a nice clown cuppa the following morning”.

by Madmanny January 11, 2011

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Schmucky the Clown

A Derogatory name for a person or persons who, though at times may be amusing, are really just a useless flap of skin that nobody really wants to deal with and is generally good for nothing.

"Hey, it's Schmucky the Clown! Now there's someone to stand in my way and tell me to do things that are 'not his job'! My workday is complete!"

by Captain Hendu October 7, 2011

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Homie the Clown

A lewd sexual act where a male defecates into a sock before sex. Right before he climaxes during the unprotected sex, he proceeds to hit the female on the head with the sock filled with feces. The male then says "Homie don't play that," while simultaneously pulling out to ejaculate in the females face.

Guy 1. "So do you think you will settle down with that chick you've been hanging out with?"

Guy 2. "Naw, that crazy bitch tried to trap me, so I gave her the Homie the Clown while her grandparents were sleep in the room next door.

by Condie Rice September 2, 2007

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Clown (verb)

Clown (v) - To make fun of someone in a very good natured sense, or with malicious intent, with no inbetween.

"Bob, chill out, I'm just clowning on you"

"I heard steve's car got keyed. Someone clowned all over him"

by Mike Kegelman May 25, 2005

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