Coffee Time

A shitty no-good canadian-based coffee shop chain, similar in style to Tim Hortons but lacking any soul. Serves repulsive coffee and donuts as well as other disgusting food. Open 24 hours to serve drunks, stoners and other drug addicts alike.

Dude, like, we should go to Coffee Time cuz I got the munchies baaaad.

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coffee stain

When you spread an Italian girl's brown pussy lips and the skin forms a circle that looks like a coffee cup stain.

I spread Stephanie's pussy and found her lips looked like a coffee stain.

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Coffee can

When a guy's dick is so big and thick, it has the circumference of a Foldger's coffee can.

TJ makes his own hole when he fucks you with his coffee can.

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Coffee run

The act of providing coffee to someone and receiving head or cunnilingus in gratitude.

An excuse to have a quickie somewhere in or around the office.

I brought some coffee to Jeff the other day and I was rewarded with the best tongue lashing around.

If anyone asks I'm going on a coffee run, be back in about twenty minutes.

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Naked Coffee

Coffee Consisting of Coffee Granules and Water only

In A Morning , Naked Coffee Is Available To Guest's !+)

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The Coffee Seesaw

An oldskool dance. To preform the coffee seesaw, one must take their arms and bend them approximatly 90 degrees at the elbow out in front of their person. Cup the hands as if you were grasping piping hot coffees. Then, in an alternating fashon, move one arm up, and one down. Repeat. Congratgulations, you have just done the Coffee Seesaw!

shyketh1: the fuck you doing?
vargad1: why, the coffee seesaw, what else?
daras1: omfgroflbatmanjuggler!

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coffee stalking

when you keep running into the same person or people at your favorite coffee spot.

What, are you coffee stalking me again?

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