Random
Source Code
Random
a kickass skateboard trick that involves a 360 ollie and a 180 kickflip
One day in grade 5 a boy brought a bag full of cherry flavored condoms to school, he thought it was his lunch. He put a condom over the water fountain and it was never used until the next year
Shrek: is that a cherry condom donkeee
Donkey: yahh it is
Shrek: can I suck you with it on?
Donkey:ohh yes
A condom that will be the nicest, softest, condom of all time. WILL LISTEN TO ALL COMMANDS
Girl: TO HARD!! Man: Okay Ill just use my Canadian condom
What face masks became to dating singles during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 -- the social distancing prophylactic required if two single people hope to come within six feet of each other.
I thought Chris was going to go on a Corona Date with that hot chick last night.
No, he had to bail; he forgot his Corona Condom so she wouldn't let him near her.
A face mask, designed to protect people from contracting and spreading the SARS-CoV-, the main cause of COVID-19. Usually protested by people who think the virus is a hoax (See: Karen, Republican, anti-vaxxer)
Ah, crap...i can't go into the store. I forgot my Corona condom!
Don't forgot to wear your Corona condom when out in public.
A condom that can be used an infinite number of times without breaking
Guy 1: Dude I've already become a father of 14
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support
An extra large condom that’s really big
Hey my condom xl broke while I was inside my gurl now I’m a father das right