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A Brazilian War Condom is achieved by farting into a condom and eating the condom. This will in turn be defecated out, therefore shitting a fart and producing a Brazilian War Condom.
Aw man, i'm feeling real constipated right now. I might have a Brazilian War Condom to clear me right up.
The art of placing your smart phone in a sealable plastic bag to use your phone around water.
I am using a phone condom while I take a shower so we can keep texting.
The most unreliable contraceptive known to the human race. I mean, what the fuck. Also, some men don't like wearing them because 'it doesn't feel as good'. It shouldn't just be up to the woman to stop pregnancies.
Man: Hey, d'you wanna have sex?
Woman: Ok, but make sure to wear a condom.
Man: Nooooo. It doesn't feel good.
Woman: Shut the fuck up and wear a condom you big baby.
a term often called a rubber sock
i made him put the condom on before doing it
u/alt-no-more uses this to dick random holes and post it on r/teenagers
u/alt-no-more: can i buy some condoms in peace?
old woman at the counter: aren't you a little too young to use these?
What your parents wished they used
We should've used a condom the couple said as they looked at their child trying to eat fucking tide pods