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For a man to have sexual relations with a woman.
"I'd like to drive the cocovango with her."
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when someone is having a nice time and someone else comes in and completely destroys that nice time then walks off
drive by rapings are usually done by mothers in their endless quest to destroy their childrens lives as they tell them to do things like turn the music down, stop watching tv or eat something more healthy
'my mum is so annoyng'
'what she do?'
'well last night i was perfectly happy hangin with my friends and then she comes over and does this massive drive by raping'
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A sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I decided that, rather than long enough to get my clothes back on and risk a conversation, I'd take the drive of shame instead.
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borrowing a friends car, and then usuing it to perform a jackass style stunt to see how it plays out, and if it would be safe for your car.
Bob: yo can you drive me to the store?
Joe: nah, Johnny took my car for a test drive by the railroad tracks. he said his car is busted.
Bob: i hope you have insurance
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Driving by a group of people. Mainly random ass fucks you don't like, or you don't even know then. The driver slows down a bit, you blast Good Christians Don't Get Jiggy With It Til After Marriage by See You Next Tuesday. While the passenger stands through the sun roof and glorifies it.
Yo, see those fucking faggots over there at the table? They asked me if I liked Satan. Lets show these fuck how we do our drive-bys. No guns all Satan. Satanic Drive-by!
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The act of reading the Drudge Report on your BlackBerry or similar smartphone device while operating a motor vehicle.
Damn. After reading about Obama's latest scheme to piss me the hell off on my Berry while I was heading South through Marietta last night, I suddenly heard the wail of a black and white crank up and realized that I had been caught Drudge driving.
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