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People's stolen happiness. You just consume other people's happiness.
O: When can I get happiness?
B: You should try drugs.
O: Ok!
B: You better.
Something that makes you think someone is ugly.
I thought this stranger was ugly but I was on drugs.
Nowadays when high-schoolers (at least in my school) openly ask for drugs, they're referring to advil/tylenol because high school in general is a constant headache.
"Hey you got any drugs"
"Nah sorry I keep meaning to pack some Advil in my back, but I keep forgetting."
"Damn, my head is killing me, no worries tho."
What school speakers in school tell you not to do
Rando speaker that the school hired: don’t do drugs kids!!
Kid: ok lol
Drugs are used when listening to cardi b to enhance the chances of getting chlamydia
Hey, I’m listening to cardi b sooo wanna do some drugs
What my english teacher does before she enters to class.
My english teacher is on drugs
The good shit bandit had to sell so he would get a promotion.
“I had to deal drugs.” -Bandit
“No fucken way man let me get some” *snorrrrt* -Jäger