The insatiable urge while being intoxicated to watch DVDs or TiVo'd shows and pause, rewind, and comment again and again about the program being watched. Drunk remoters may pause and rewind to ask others WTF is going on in the plot, point out background locations they've visited on vacations, watch scenes over and over again that only they find amusing, spend ten minutes to find the exact frame where a punch misses someone's face, or generally distract everyone else in the room from an otherwise interesting storyline.
(rips remote out of hand) Give me that thing! I'm tired of you drunk remoting. I just want to watch the movie.
Friends who want to stay friends don't drunk remote.
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The state of being so intoxicated, that you can't do anything straight (can't see straight, can't walk straight, etc).
Did you just see her smack into that wall? That girl is flaming drunk!
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The feverish sensation that causes you to perspire after you've drank too much and start to feel nauseous.
How's Fred doing? He drank a lot of tequila tonight.
Not good. He had the drunk sweats so I put a trash can in front of his bed because I think he's about to hurl.
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The act of playing a point and click game while shitfaced. Originated with a group of streamers on Twitch when one of them decided to have a bit too much to drink and stream some point and click games.
"I wanna play some games"
"You're wasted, go to bed"
"Nahh, time for some drunk and click!"
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When someone is so drunk they put on a baby mask and pretend to have a temper tantrum in the middle of a party.
Masks can be found at party stores or on Amazon under "crying baby mask"
"Donnie is completely Baby-drunk with that mask on. Look, everyone is trying to avoid eye contact!"
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Lobster drunkenness is being in a state of intoxication perpetrated by someone who is attempting to sleep with the lobsteree. There are to roles here, the lobsterer (the person buying the drinks) and the lobsteree (the person who is the object of the alcoholic seduction).
"Looks like she is trying to get him Lobster Drunk tonight!"
"All you need to do is get him Lobster Drunk, and then maybe, just maybe, you might get lucky"
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being justified the next morning after doing something stupid while under the influence of alcohol.
Mike: Did you smash Vinny last night?
Angelina: i would never touch him but since i was drunk unfortunately he got it in
Mo: that bitch need to stop playing the drunk card
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