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Extreme measures undertaken in the past
Ex stremata provided more cumbersome than simplification.
v., past tense, to have been dumped by your significant other via a text message. Also, text-exing, text-exer.
I got text-exed last night. My girlfriend found that stripper's phone number in my jeans and sent me a text that we were done...
The ex-wife of your ex-wife's husband.
She'd become a good friend when our spouses were having an affair, but she became my ex-wife-in-law when our ex-spouses got married.
When an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their "born-again" non-smoker ways.
Mark: Damn, James is such an asshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...
James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG
November 8th is Ex Appreciation Day. So Appreciate your exes or beat the shit out of them. I don't give a fuck
OMG ITS NOVEMBER 8TH ITS EX APPRECIATION DAY
Someone you wish to get away from. Perhaps leave the country and start a new life.
Would ruin your relationship becuase she’s so desperate and sad
“Yo, that Victoria Gian bitch is a crazy ex girlfriend. She’s a skank and a homewrecker. A hypocritical desperate loser that makes me wanna flee the country”