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We don't give a fuck what to name means no mo man damn 8/10 stories I go through I see a mf name and definition 🙂
Exe we're tired of u mfs
Man who supports her new husband’s house, because he can’t. Also know as his “new Daddy”.
This man probably also supports the new man’s ex house as well.
The ex husband is easy to spot in a crowd; hot new young wife, money, isn’t on welfare, fat woman (ex wife) behind him staring and crying, random dude trying to jerk him off.
“Wow, how did he afford that?”
“Oh his new daddy paid for that.”
“Man, wish my wife had an ex husband.”
National send your Ex nudes day is on February 7th. The national holiday where everyone sends their former significant other naked pictures
Grace: Are you planning on sending Nate a picture of your titties tomorrow? It’s national send your ex nudes day
Jackie: Of course!
Josh's last words after being arrested for debt, being a pedophile and being in the Shotasome GC.
Theory by Natsume_666 / Eden: NJO H EX X means no s*x, meaning he was h*rny but got arrested before he could m*sturb*t*.
''Remember Josh's last words?''
''NJO H EX X ? Yes, it was inspiring..''
Between two bads,we choose the lesser one.(the minimum bad)
He had two options:getting a bad grade or an absence at school.Ex malis eligere minima.
The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.
Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.
Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.